Smooth Words and a Fantastic Hat

Kain. Adventurer. Salesman. Entertainer. Whatever else strikes my fancy.. Care to try your luck? (RP blog. MA! status: None)

krystal-cross-rp asked: I'm the Wanderer! *smiles* I walk around, I watch things. I'm learning a lot of things! Do you know that there are many people who look alike? Although I've never met someone like you, why do you look like that?

Kain considered his run-ins with the dozens of Once-lers, then chuckled. “Many people who look alike, hm? You don’t say.”

"As for me," he shrugged. "I’m not human, so I suppose that’s part of it. I’m from a race of artificial lifeforms— we’re born without distinguishing features, so the tattoos are my own. I’d ask if that scares you, but being a wanderer, I highly doubt I’m more than a minor curiosity."

a-london-dragon asked: ((RP Feedback: I just, wow. Kain is a ball of fun wrapped round a ball of protectiveness wrapped round a mystery. I love how he manages to find a positive in things [apart from clocks and surgeries] and those odd little mood swings make him so interesting~ All-in-all, he's a great character))

((Limey, you are such a sweetie, I can’t even handle it. <3 Thank you!))

Character and RP Feedback


Hey guys.

Can you do me a favor and toss me some RP feedback? Do my characters seem too generic and flat? Am I overdoing anything? Does it just not make any sense when I play charismatic bastards because I’m not intelligent enough for it? Is my writing too flowery? Should I just go back to canon characters and stop with this terrible original character nonsense? Does my dialogue just sound like me and not a character voice?

Does Aidric seem too dumb? Does he only seem to win through plot armor? Are his relationships making any sense or do they seem forced?

Does Kain just seem like a flat douche? Do the hints I’ve dropped about his past just seem cheesy and forced on his main blog? Is he even interesting? Anyone involved in D&D, is he annoying there?

What about my other characters? My old stuff? Anything? I don’t know.

Drop me a fanmail. Drop me an ask here or on Kain’s blog. Just… yeah, it would be helpful.


krystal-cross-rp asked: 🎵Listen to the rain - Evanescence🎵 Wha...? *smiles* You asked to sing a song...Hi! Are you the Kain guy Maxis was talking about?

My goodness, that was lovely. Thank you for that, my dear. *He tips his hat before extending a hand* Yes, I am Kain— owner of this shop, entertainer and a number of other things. And who might you be?

ask-onceler-eternal asked: Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of all the rules you're breaking. You know there's consequences on a cosmic level for this kind of thing? So: SHH.

Kain suddenly rounds on the forest guardian, hands clenched at his side as he lets out a snarl. “I WOULDN’T HAVE WANTED HIM TO KNOW HOW BADLY I MESSED EVERYTHING UP, ALL RIGHT!?”


After his outburst he stands there for a moment, shaking slightly, then turns away.

"Don’t you have a forest to regrow?"

ask-onceler-eternal asked: Now, now, it's the rules. You have to answer. Shh. Answer. It.

Don’t be ridiculous, Treehugger, I’ve already made it quite clear that I’m lacking in that regard. Don’t you have some daisies to have a nice heart to heart with or something?

ask-onceler-eternal asked: Ooh, wait, I thought of a good one. Shh. GO ON. I'M SURE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF ANSWERS FOR THAT ONE DON'T YOU, TATTOO FREAK? 8D


ask-onceler-eternal asked: Pastime. Answer it.


Fine, um, let’s see here. I tend to watch rather childish movies and shows with Maxis, I’m a fan of generic action movies and— what do you mean that doesn’t answer the question?

*sighs* All right, all right, fine. I’mafanofMyLittlePony! *He lets out a deep breath* Mainly the Discord episodes. He’s a dapper fellow, what can I say?

I um… I also enjoy fashion. Though really, I look fantastic in pretty much anything, so I shouldn’t be blamed for that.

Happy now?

I Must Confess in Threes

  • Blab: Three secrets I'm keeping.
  • Mwah: Three people I'd like to kiss.
  • Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.
  • Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive
  • Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered.
  • Doing: Three habits that I have.
  • Psst: Three things that I've always wanted to tell you.
  • Shh: Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know
  • Dream: Three wishes I have.
  • Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.